Ode to C

Just to be clear, I did not write this, but I think it is brilliant and want retain it for posterity.

# Ode to C
# 
# stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf)
# GTE Telecom Inc., Bothell, WA
# (computer, chuckle)
# 0x0d2C

May your signals all trap 
  May your references be bounded 
All memory aligned 
  Floats to ints rounded 
 
Remember ...
 
Non-zero is true 
    ++ adds one 
Arrays start with zero 
    and NULL is for none
For octal, use zero 
    0x means hex 
= will set 
    == means test
use -> for a pointer 
    a dot if its not 
? : is confusing 
    use them a lot
a.out is your program 
    there's no U in foobar 
and, char (*(*x())[])() is 
    a function returning a pointer 
    to an array of pointers 
    to functions returning char 

I original found this here.